Active Jokes
Jokes Home Link Exchange Privacy Policy Contact Us Link To Us

Site Last Updated:
July 23, 2018



Jokes Categories
  Submit a Joke
  Random Joke
  Most Funny Jokes
  The Newest Jokes
  Adult Jokes
  Clean Jokes
  Animal Jokes
  Bar Jokes
  Blonde Jokes
  Children Jokes
  Computer Jokes
  Dirty Jokes
  Gender Jokes
  Lawyer Jokes
  Military Jokes
  Miscellaneous Jokes
  Occasions Jokes
  Occupation Jokes
  Political Jokes
  Religious Jokes
  Sports Jokes
  Workplace Jokes

Other Resources
  Free Stuff Sites
  Games Sites
  Interesting Sites
  Jokes Sites

Animal Jokes



Animal Research (General)
Current Rating: 5.10


Rate This Joke:
10 
TerribleHilarious

A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking, for the first time in his life. "Wow," he thought. "This is great." It wasn't long before he came to a hedge. After squeezing under it, he saw a wonderful sight -- lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?" "Yes, come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?", he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."

This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?" "You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat that as well."

The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We have sex with them. Go and try it."

Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning at this until, completely exhausted, he staggered back over to the guys.

"That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?", one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time, but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."



Previous Joke :: In Animal Jokes :: Next Joke




Like This Site?
Subscribe RSS Feed
Bookmark Active Jokes
Make us your Homepage




©Copyright 2005 - 2018, ActiveJokes.com, Presented by: Low Hang Wei