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First 4 Letters of The Alphabet (Clean)
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There was a boy named James and his H.W. was to find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet. So he went to his mom and said "Mom wats the first letter of the alphabet" the mom says "Leave me alone" so he writes down "Leave me alone".
Then he goes to his dad and says "Dad wats the second letter of the alphabet" the dad says "Don't bother me" so he wrote down " Don't bother me".
Then he went to his brother, who happened to be watchin Batman, he asks his brother "Jon wats the third letter of the alpahbet" Jon says " da da da Batman, da da da Batman" so he wrote down "da da da Batman, da da da Batman".
Then he went to his sister who happened to be on the phone, and says "Jordan, wats the fourth letter of the alphabet" Jordan says " I can't go now I left my make-up and Leah's house", so he wrote that down.
The next day of school James's teacher asks him "James wats the first letter of the alphabet , he says "Leave me alone", teacher : "huh", James: Don't bother me", teacher: "Who do u think your talking to", James: "da da da Batman, da da da Batman", teacher: "Your going to the principles off ice right now" , James: "I can't go now , I left my make-up at Leah's house"

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