Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex (Adult)
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- When you go fishing and you catch something, thatís good. If youíre making love and you catch something, thatís bad.
- Fish donít compare you to other fishermen neither and donít want to know how many other fish you caught.
- In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
- You can catch and release a fish, you donít have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
- You donít have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
- You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman youíre talking dinner and a movie minimum.
- Fish donít mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.