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Not Coming To Work (Adult)
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, " Hey, I am not coming to work today, I am really sick. I have a headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I am not coming to work."

The boss says, " I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I did what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon ........................ You have a nice house!



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