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Three kids were walking down a road in the countryside.
You could clearly make out how much they were influenced by chat/SMS lingo when they passed a stray dog and one of them asked it, "Wassup?"
As the other two smiled, he answered for the dog, "NM*," and they continued walking.
When they reached the next dog, he again said, "Wassup," and also supplied the answering, "NM."
By the time he did this with the fourth dog, his friends were openly sniggering.
But when he passed over the fifth dog to go "Wassup?" at the sixth, they pulled his elbow and asked him why he'd left the previous one out.
"Oh," he shrugged, "that one is offline."