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Programmer and the Frog (Clean)
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A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss me, Ill turn into a beautiful princess.

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.

The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, Ill stay with you and do anything you want. Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, What is the matter? Ive told you Im a beautiful princess that Ill stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why wont you kiss me?

The programmer said, Look, Im a programmer. I dont have time for a girlfriend but a talking frog, now thats cool!

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