Active Jokes
Jokes Home Link Exchange Privacy Policy Contact Us Link To Us

Site Last Updated:
January 16, 2018



Jokes Categories
  Submit a Joke
  Random Joke
  Most Funny Jokes
  The Newest Jokes
  Adult Jokes
  Clean Jokes
  Animal Jokes
  Bar Jokes
  Blonde Jokes
  Children Jokes
  Computer Jokes
  Dirty Jokes
  Gender Jokes
  Lawyer Jokes
  Military Jokes
  Miscellaneous Jokes
  Occasions Jokes
  Occupation Jokes
  Political Jokes
  Religious Jokes
  Sports Jokes
  Workplace Jokes

Other Resources
  Free Stuff Sites
  Games Sites
  Interesting Sites
  Jokes Sites

Miscellaneous Jokes



The Stupid Cashier (Clean)
Current Rating: 3.39


Rate This Joke:
10 
TerribleHilarious

A man was a cashier and he was new working for the toy store. So one day, a man came in and bought a toy. When he went up to the cashier, he said,"How much is this?"

The cashier responded,"I dunno. So the cashier went to his boss and the boss asked him,"What did the customer ask you?"

Cashier said,"How much is this?"Boss said,"you're supposed to say 50c"

So he went back.

Day 2: Another guy came in. He bought a toy as usual. He went up to the cashier and said, "How much is this?"Cashier said,"50c." The customer said,"Is it fresh?"Cashier said,"I dunno"

So he went up to his boss.
Boss asked,"What did the customer ask you?" Cashier responded,"Is it fresh?"
Boss answered, "you're supposed to say as fresh and fresh could be. So he went back.

Day 3:A little girl came in and bought a toy as obviously what you have to do in a toy store. She tinkled up to the cashier and said,"How much is it?"Cashier said,"50c"

The little girl said,"Is it fresh?" Cashier said,"As fresh and fresh could be. "The little girl said,"Should I buy it?"Cashier said,"I dunno."

So he went up to his boss.His boss said, "What did the customer ask you?" Cashier responded, "Should I buy it?" The Boss said, "you're supposed to say if you don't someone else will!" So he went back.

Day 4, the end of the store's life: The next day, a burglar came in and he said,"How much is in that cash register?" The cashier said, "50c." The burglar said,"Are you talkin' fresh with me?" The cashier said,"As fresh and fresh could be!"

The burglar said,"Should I shoot you?" The cashier said, "If ya don't,someone else will!!!," and so the burglar shot him, took all the money, and so perished the store which never lived again.



:: In Miscellaneous Jokes :: Next Joke




Like This Site?
Subscribe RSS Feed
Bookmark Active Jokes
Make us your Homepage




©Copyright 2005 - 2018, ActiveJokes.com, Presented by: Low Hang Wei