Lawyer/ Bar Joke (General)
Current Rating: 5.36
So, a drunk stands up at the end of a bar and yells
"All lawyers are assholes"
Another guy at the other end shouts
"Yo, that's not fair, I resent that remark"
The drunk says
"Oh, so you're a fucking lawyer, huh?"
Second guy responds
"No, I'm an asshole"