Active Jokes
Jokes Home Link Exchange Privacy Policy Contact Us Link To Us

Site Last Updated:
August 19, 2019



Jokes Categories
  Submit a Joke
  Random Joke
  Most Funny Jokes
  The Newest Jokes
  Adult Jokes
  Clean Jokes
  Animal Jokes
  Bar Jokes
  Blonde Jokes
  Children Jokes
  Computer Jokes
  Dirty Jokes
  Gender Jokes
  Lawyer Jokes
  Military Jokes
  Miscellaneous Jokes
  Occasions Jokes
  Occupation Jokes
  Political Jokes
  Religious Jokes
  Sports Jokes
  Workplace Jokes

Other Resources
  Free Stuff Sites
  Games Sites
  Interesting Sites
  Jokes Sites

Clean Jokes



Magic Elevator (Clean)
Current Rating: 6.63


Rate This Joke:
10 
TerribleHilarious

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."



Previous Joke :: In Clean Jokes :: Next Joke




Like This Site?
Subscribe RSS Feed
Bookmark Active Jokes
Make us your Homepage




©Copyright 2005 - 2019, ActiveJokes.com, Presented by: Low Hang Wei