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OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks whats in the box.

The man says I'll show ya' if you get me a beer.

So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!

Next the bar tender asks hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?

The man says I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer. So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says I got it from a geenie and a lamp

The bar tender says If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer.

The man says Oh, Okay!

The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp.

The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out!

The geenie says Master, I grant you one wish, what is it?

The bar tender says I wish for a million bucks!!! And all of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. What the heck is this!!! I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!!!

And the man says Well did you think I wished for a 12 inched pianist!



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