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Just A Push (Clean)
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A man charged with assault and battery insisted at his trial that he had just pushed his victim "a little bit". When he was pressured by the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard, the defendant approached the lawyer, slapped him in the face, grabbed him firmly and flung him over the table.

He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared, "I would say it was about one-tenth that hard."



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